《丧尸出笼》前情提要 Previously, on "Day of The Dead"...
总得有人下去看看吧 Someone’s gonna have to go down there.
布莱克伍德 Blackwood!
麦克德莫特 McDermott.
接到克莱吉尼克斯钻探现场的报警电话 Got a call from the Cleargenix drill site.
我需要你去看看 I need you to go take a look.
有人报警说有尸体 Got a call about a body?
你能帮我下到那个洞吗 Can you get me down in that hole?
我让你回家了 I sent you home.
我还在这里 I’m still here!
亲爱的 Sweetheart?
如果市长的未成年儿子 It would be unfortunate
和他的白痴朋友们 if the mayor’s son
被抓到酗酒的话 那就完蛋了 got caught drinking under age with his dickhead friends.
我的竞争非常激烈 I’m in a very tight race.
我的竞选主题之一是开放携带枪支 One of the cornerstones of my campaign is open carry.
我们开始吧 Let’s do this.
妮可 Nicole.
你妻子就在隔壁 Your wife is right in the next booth.
我今天要结婚了 I am getting married today
如果你和爸爸能在场 那就太好了 and it would mean an awful lot if you and dad could be there.
我不知道你是怎么和尸体打交道的 I do not know how you work with dead bodies.
今天由我来主持你祖父的丧事 I’ll be taking care of your grandfather’s service today.
劳伦 死人‐ Lauren, the dead‐
又活了是吗 Not dead anymore.
到地下室去 Get in the basement!
什么都进不来 Nothing can get in.
除非他们已经在这里了 Unless they’re already here.
你开的什么殡仪馆 What kind of funeral home are you running here?
我告诉过妈妈 我们应该去波特曼兄弟殡仪馆 I told mama we should have gone to Boltman Brothers Mortuary.
他们既优惠 又一应俱全 They got a coupon and everything.
那些尸柜只能从外面打开 Those meat lockers only open from the outside.
只要没人碰它们 我们就应该没事 As long as no one touches them we should be fine.
我不喜欢你那句话里的“应该” Not crazy about the "should be" in that statement?
我还能怎么办 卡姆 What do you want from me, Cam?
我独自操办的第一个葬礼已经搞砸了 My first solo funeral has kind of gone off the rails, here.
我联系不上警察 I can’t get through to the cops.
手机连信号都没有 I can’t even get a signal.
因为这里是该死的地下室 It’s this goddamn basement.
糟糕 你被咬了吗 Holy shit, did one of those things bite you?
没事 我很好 It’s fine. I’m fine.
你说得对 You’re right, you’re right.
只有在电影里 被僵尸咬过才会变僵尸 Zombie bites only turn people into zombies in the movies.
她会变僵尸 She’s gonna turn into a zombie?
我不会变僵尸的 I’m not gonna turn into a zombie.
我就是这个意思 That’s what I said.
而且 她得死了以后才能变 Besides, she would have to die first.
我不会变成那种东西的 I’m not gonna turn into one of those things.
好吧 如果你突然想咬我们 Ok. Well, if you feel like you suddenly wanna eat us
一定要先告知一下 definitely say something first.
她现在要吃了我们 She’s gonna eat us now?!
不 不 不 不 不 她会提前说一声的 No! No, no, no, no. She’s gonna say something
然后我们可以一枪爆了她的头 and then we can shoot her in the head.
我来爆她的头 I’ll shoot her.
喔 喔 喔 喔 喔 Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!
你为什么要在葬礼上带枪 Why do you have a gun at a funeral?
我不会冒险的 我要开枪打死她 I ain’t taking any chances. I’m gonna shoot her.
你没必要这么做 You don’t have to do that.
对 我们可以阻止病毒 Yeah, we‐ we can just stop the virus
扩散到她身体的其他部位 from spreading to the rest of her body.
好吧 怎么阻止 怎么做 Ok, what‐ like, what?
我们把她的胳膊砍了 还是怎么的 We cut off her arm or something?
不要砍我的胳膊 Do not cut off my arm.
我可以把毒吸出来 I could suck the poison out.
我宁愿你砍掉我的胳膊 I’d rather you cut off my arm.
天啊 戴尔 你做了什么 Jesus, Dale! What did you do?
伙计 没事儿了 它停下来了 Man, nothing. It stopped.
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《丧尸出笼》第一季 第2集
剧集名称: 《密友》播出时间: 2021年10月22日
进来吧 Come in.
哦 我就知道会这样 费舍尔医生 Oh, I knew this was gonna happen, Dr. Fisher.
我告诉过你无数次了 我不能和你私奔 I’ve told you a million times, I cannot run away with you.
可以坐这儿吗 Do you mind?
我们拿到你的化验结果了 米利亚姆 We got your test results back, Miriam.
如果你结婚那天还在这里 那就太糟糕了 Well, they gotta be bad if you’re here on your wedding day.
嗯 Um...
还有多久呢 六个月 What’re we talking? Six months?
三个月 Three months?
听着 我们还有别的选择 Look, we do have options.
有针对性的化疗 干细胞疗法 There’s targeted chemo, stem cell therapy,
实验性试验 experimental trials. It’s‐
不 我不做那些 No, I’m not doing any of that.
我已经88岁了 I’m 88 years old.
我还活那么久干什么呢 How much more time do I need?
你不能就这么放弃 You can’t just give up.
哦 我的天 Oh, my goodness.
来吧 享受当下吧 Come on. Live a little.
我不想窝窝囊囊的度过 I don’t wanna spend the last three months of my life
我生命的最后三个月 feeling like shit,
还幻想某种实验性疗法 and praying that some experimental therapy
能让我活到89岁 is gonna let me see 89.
我准备好永别了 I’m ready to say goodbye.
尤其是这个地方 Especially to this place.
这里的食物糟透了 The food here sucks.
麦克德莫特 McDermott!
特雷 你能快点吗 Trey, would you hurry up?
我要在中午前赶到第一浸信会的投票点 I wanna hit the polling place at First Baptist before noon.
他们有一些新的投票站 我很想去看看 They have some new booths I’d love to check out.
这么快 我不知道有没有力气再投一票 I don’t know if I can vote again that soon.
哦 该死 Oh shit.
她在污染我们的水 She’s poisoning our water!
这是从我家水龙头流出来的 This came out of my tap!
我的狗都不会喝这种东西 I wouldn’t give this to my dog!
听着 听着 伙计们 Listen, listen, folks.
我明白你们的意思 I hear what you’re saying.
你们感觉无能为力 觉得被忽视 You feel powerless, you feel ignored...
宝拉 Paula.
不要 Don’t.
朋友们 你们可以给马温哈肯带来真正的改变 My friends, you can bring real change to Mawinhakin,
你们要做的就是投票 and all you gotta do is vote.
是 Yeah!
老爷子 Pops?
嘿 Hey.
你以为你在干什么 What do you think you’re doing?
你要知道在投票站拉票是违法的 You know there are laws against campaigning at a polling place.
我又没说他们该投谁的票 I’m not telling them who to vote for.
另外 必须有人让他们冷静下来 Besides, someone has to calm them down.
众怒难犯啊 They’re very angry.
看看这个 Take a look at this.
他们给你多少钱 让你玷污我们的土地 How much are they paying you to defile our land?
玷污我们的土地 Defile our land?
只有克莱吉尼克斯能给这个镇上带来就业机会 Cleargenix is the only thing bringing jobs into this town.
工作税收可以用来修缮学校 Jobs that pay taxes that pay for our schools
这样你的孩子才能长成栋梁之材 有所作为 so your kids can grow up and make something of themselves.
嗨 伙计 你得跟你老婆讲讲道理 Hey man, you gotta talk some sense into your wife here.
你说什么 What did you say?
我才是市长 I’m the mayor.
他只是市长丈夫 He’s the husband.
你听好了 You know what?
也许你应该出去找份我所说的工作 Maybe you should go out and get one of those jobs
而不是站在这里 I was talking about instead of standing here
像雪花一样呜呜叫 whining like a snowflake!
好的 Ok.
我们都对自己的信仰充满热情 We are all very passionate about our beliefs
这就是民主的伟大之处 and that’s what makes a democracy great.
谢谢你表达你的意见 Thank you for expressing your opinion.
上帝保佑美国 God bless America.
我们得去找找这里的后门 We need to find a back way out of here.
你能相信那个混蛋吗 Can you believe that prick?
要不是我 这地方早就成鬼城了 This place would be a ghost town if it wasn’t for me.
- 宝拉 我不赞成 -跟你老婆讲道理 - Paula, I don’t appreciate‐ - Talk sense into your wife?
你能做什么啊 Like, what can you do?
看吧 这就是我想说的 Now, see, that’s what I mean.
这只是贬低了我 仅此而已 It just devalues me, that’s all.
但你是市长丈夫 特雷 But you are the husband, Trey.
是我拼了老命才当上市长的 I’m the one who busted my ass to become mayor.
这个小镇历史上的第一个女市长 The first female one in the history of this town,
再补充一点 I might add.
派马特倒闭的时候 是我把克莱吉尼克斯带来的 When Pay‐mart shut down I’m the one who brought in Cleargenix,
当那些刁民可以在新开的周二红宝石餐厅 and when all those sheep are down there stuffing their faces
好好搓一顿的时候 at the new Ruby Tuesday’s,
你觉得他们会感谢谁 who do you think they’re gonna thank, huh?
你吗 You?
我只是希望你能尊重我一点 I’m just asking for a little respect.
特雷 你有点胆子 也许人们会尊重你 Trey, try growing some balls and maybe people will respect you.
妮可 我们到底在哪里 Nicole, where the hell are we?
对不起 我以为这里有出口 I’m sorry, I thought there’d be an exit in here!
天呐 什么事都要我来做吗 Jesus Christ, do I have to do everything?
你这个恶女人 You are an evil woman!
你的双手沾满了这个小镇的血 This town’s blood is on your hands!
不 No!
朋友 Buddy?
你还好吗 You ok?
男闺蜜 Man of honor.
很奇怪 对吧 It’s‐ it’s weird, right?
男闺蜜 Man of honor?
是这事本身奇怪 还是我这个想法比较奇怪 I’m‐ is‐ is it weird or am I weird for thinking it’s weird?
我知道很多女人会要她们的同性恋朋友 I know a lot of women who ask their gay friends
做男闺蜜 to be man of honor.
是的 但问题是 肖恩是直男 Yeah, but that’s the thing, though, Shawn is straight.
好吧 有点不寻常 Ok, a little unusual.
但是没什么好担心的 But nothing to worry about.
还有 艾米的前男友是高中认识的 And Amy’s ex‐boyfriend from high school.
哦 乖乖 Oh, honey.
看吧 我就知道 See? I knew it.
不 他只是太投入这个婚礼了 No, he’s‐ he’s just so involved with the wedding
而且总是缠着她 and always around.
你真该看看他俩一起的画面 是真的…… You should have seen the shower he threw her. It was...
真对不起 我不该向你吐槽这些的 I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t be bothering you with this.
你说得对 Yeah, you’re right.
你应该继续说说我的晚期癌症 You should go back to talking about my terminal cancer.
你和艾米谈过关于肖恩的事吗 Have you talked to Amy about Shawn?
没 没有 No, no.
她因为婚礼的压力够大了 She’s just so stressed out from the wedding
说这事只会让她不高兴 it would just upset her.
而且我还不知道该如何告诉她 Plus I still haven’t found a way to tell her
我父母可能都不能准时参加这个婚礼 that my parents might not even make it here on time.
费舍尔医生 你敢来这里 看着我的眼睛 Dr. Fisher, you came in here, looked me in the eye
告诉我剩下的时间不到六个月 and told me I got less than six months to live,
但你不敢告诉你的未婚妻 but you’re afraid to tell your fiancé
你父母的航班延误了吗 that your parents’ flight is delayed?
我不怕告诉她 I’m not afraid to tell her.
很好 Well, good.
你告诉她也没什么大不了的 What you’re asking is not a big deal.
如果她是一个贤妻 她会理解的 If she’s any kind of woman worth marrying she’ll understand.
- 谢谢表哥 -谢谢伙计 - Thanks, cuz. - Thanks, man.
当我们带着这玩意出现的时候 我们就是英雄 We’re gonna be fucking heroes when we show up with this thing.
是的 Yeah.
好了 把它抬起来 Alright, lift this thing up.
好 继续 Alright, lifting.
好了 把它抬起来 Alright, lift it up.
- 我在抬 -算了 - I’m lifting, man. - Okay, okay.
伙计 让你表哥帮我们抬一下吧 Man, let’s just get your cousin to help us with this thing.
他刚刚冒着丢掉工作的风险 Yeah, ask the guy who just literally risked his job
私下给我们弄到这桶啤酒 to get us this keg illegally,
现在又要让他帮我们运到车里 and now tell him to put it in the car.
伙计 别发牢骚了 Man, stop whining.
用力提上来 Lift at your nuts.
喔 Whoo!
看到没 我就说嘛 See? Now that’s what I’m talking about.
我们高年级逃课日就此开始 That’s how you kick off senior skip day.
我们在树林里开个派对 We got a keg, a party in the woods,
如果你给她灌足了啤酒 and if you get enough beers in her,
朱莉可能会和你上床 Julie might let you have sex with her.
哥们 别恶心了 Dude, don’t be gross.
顺便说一句 我们已经做过了 And by the way, we have had sex.
好吧 Ok.
我们做过了 We have.
我说好吧 I said ok.
你为什么一副不相信的样子 Why are you saying it like you don’t believe it?
因为我就是这个意思 ’Cause that’s exactly how I meant it.
好吧 Ok.
你不能在这儿 You can’t be here.
天啊 杰 你不应该来看我的 Jesus, Jai, you’re not supposed to see me.
我知道 我知道 对不起 I know, I know. I’m sorry.
我只是 我需要和你谈谈 I just uh... I need to talk to you.
好吧 给我打电话或者发短信 Ok, well just call me or text me,
你必须离开 but you have to leave.
我们不得不推迟婚礼 We have to delay the wedding.
什么 What?
听着 就推迟几个小时 Look, just for a few hours.
希望如此 Hopefully.
我父母被困在佛罗里达 Look, my parents, they’re stuck in Florida,
有一场热带风暴 there’s been a tropical storm...
天啊 Oh, my god.
我就知道 肯定是你妈在搞鬼 I knew it. This is so your mother.
艾米 她无法控制天气 Amy, she can’t control the weather.
不 但她本可以在本周初飞过来的 No, but she could have flown in at the beginning of the week
我们之前跟她说过 like we asked her to.
而不是让我一整天的计划都将就着她 Instead she has to go make my day all about her.
她不想这么做的 That is not what she’s doing.
我给俱乐部打个电话看能不能晚点开始 I’ll just‐ I’ll call the club to see if we can start later.
不 No.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我们再加一个鸡尾酒时间 We’ll add a cocktail hour.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
我们四点半结婚 We are getting married at 4:30
不管你父母在不在 whether your parents are here or not.
我不能这么做 I can’t do that.
宝贝 我知道 对不起 Baby, I know, ok? I’m sorry.
这太糟糕了 This totally sucks
我希望你父母也能来 and I want your parents to be here, too.
但是这个下午 一切都已经安排好了 But everything’s already been booked for this afternoon
如果我们临时改计划 and it’s gonna be really expensive
费用会非常高的 if we try and change it
还有 爸爸出钱办的婚礼 and... Daddy’s paying for the wedding.
我是说他已经给了我们很多了 I mean, he’s already given us so much.
这房子 你的工作 想想吧 This house, your job. Think about it.
我们甚至都不会相遇 We never would have even met
如果他没有把你带到他的诊所 if he hadn’t brought you into his practice.
我不想向他要求更多了 I’d hate to ask for more.
你也不会 对吗 Wouldn’t you?
是啊 是啊 你说得对 Yeah, yeah, you’re right.
我是说他们应该早点到的 I mean, they should have got here earlier.
是的 Yeah.
我们可以给他们看视频 对吧 We can always show them the video, right?
是的 Yeah.
我很高兴我们达成一致了 I’m so glad we talked about this.
好吧 现在离开这里 Ok, well, now get outta here.
你破坏了规矩 亲爱的 You’re breaking the rules, mister.
我的生活我做主 我的命运我把握 I am in control of my life by the choices I make.
我们不能让它出来 We can’t let it out!
该死的 我们不能让它出来 No shit we can’t let it out!
你这混蛋 You son of a bitch!
谁都不准再打开柜子 No one else open one of these.
葬礼不应该是这样的 This is not the way this funeral was supposed to go.
我现在就要和拉兹洛谈谈 I wanna talk to Lazlo right now.
请便 Be my guest.
他就在这下面 He’s right down here.
天了噜 Holy sh...
好吧 听着 Alright, look.
我不知道原因 也不知道怎么回事 I don’t know why, I don’t know how.
但是死人又复活了 But the dead are coming back to life
而且想杀了我们 and they’re trying to kill us.
我们不能再互相大喊大叫了 We need to stop yelling at each other
要想办法离开这鬼地方 and figure out how to get the hell outta here.
有人看到胳膊了吗 Uh, did anybody see what happened to the arm?
那里 There!
我们该怎么办 What do we do?
你有枪 笨蛋 开枪 You’ve got a gun, dumbass! Shoot it!
人家现在压力山大 This is a high‐stress situation!
我不喜欢你骂我 I don’t appreciate you calling me names.
把枪给我 Give me that!
杰 你来了 Jai! There he is.
赫伯 嘿 Herb. Hey.
我要去换衣服了 Just gonna start getting dressed.
现在换衣服 你在说什么 Getting dressed? What’re you talking about?
婚礼还有两个小时才开始 The wedding’s not for two hours.
在这个地方 In this country‐
我就是这里人 I am from this country.
女人花几个小时准备 男人打高尔夫球 Women take hours to get ready. Men play golf.
我不知道 如果艾米发现了 I don’t know. If Amy finds out...
她会说什么 Ah, what’s she gonna say?
你在外面和你未来的岳父玩高尔夫 You’re out playing a quick nine with your future father‐in‐law.
她不会生气的 She can’t get mad at that.
啊 说真的 赫伯 我不认为这是 Ah, really, Herb. I don’t think it’s‐
我不是在问你 孩子 I’m not asking you, son.
现在 走吧 Now, come on.
你确定是这里吗 Are you sure this is it?
其他的车呢 Where are all the other cars?
好吧 听着 Ok, look.
你能不能至少装一下参加过派对的样子 Can you at least act like you’ve been to a party before?
如果汽车在这条路上排成一行 You know if cars were lined up down this road
警察早就盯上我们了 cops would be on our asses right now.
行 那么我把车移开 Ok, so should I move my car?
你能不能别再说停车的事了 Would you stop talking about the parking?
好吧 听着 Ok, you know what, look.
那里 看到那条小路了吗 There. See that trail right there?
嗯哼 Uh‐huh.
如果我们顺着那条路走 就会到湖边 If we follow that it’ll take us straight to the lake.
湖在那边 The lake’s over there.
我当然知道 Oh, I knew that.
好的 Ok.
怎么 我怎么会不知道 What? I knew that.
我相信你知道 No, I believe you.
你到底帮不帮我 You gonna help me with this, or what?
来吧 Come on.
好吧 Fine.
我觉得你没有用力 伙计 I don’t feel like you’re lifting, man.
我在用力 I’m lifting.
- 我觉得你没有 -我在使劲 - I really don’t think so. - I am lifting.
别这样 伙计 Come on, man.
别闹了 这一点都不好玩 Quit messing around. This isn’t funny.
特雷 他死了 你杀了他 Trey, he’s dead! You killed him!
天啊 Oh god.
我以为他在拔枪 I thought he was pulling a gun.
那你为什么朝天开枪 Why’d you fire in the air?
因为我不想开枪打他 ’Cause I didn’t wanna shoot him!
所以你就任由他开枪打我 So you were gonna let him shoot me?
是水 只是水 It was‐ it was water. It was just water.
他不该就这么死的 He didn’t deserve to die for that.
妮可 打起精神来 Nicole, get it together!
我们不会有事的 好吗 We are gonna get out of this, ok?
老娘不会因为白痴丈夫 I am not losing this election
杀了一个人就输掉这次选举 because my idiot husband murdered a man!
这是个意外 It was an accident!
我只是想吓吓他 I was just trying to scare him.
我不是杀人犯 I am not a murderer!
我要去自首 I’m just gonna turn myself in.
我这辈子从没惹过麻烦 I’ve never been in trouble in my life,
连张超速罚单都没有 not even a speeding ticket.
最坏的结果会是什么 What’s the worst it can be?
被判过失杀人罪 Involuntary manslaughter.
我是个白人 18个月后就能出来了 I’m a white guy. I’ll be out in 18 months.
你会等我的 对吗 You’ll wait for me, won’t you?
是的 Yes.
- 什么 -什么 - What? - What?
我是说没人会进监狱 I mean, no one’s going to jail.
我们还能扭转局势 We can spin this.
我们把尸体藏起来直到选举结束 We just have to hide the body until the election’s over.
这里箱子很多 There’s lots of boxes in here.
我们可以把他装进箱子里 We could put him in a box!
我们不能把他装进箱子里 特雷 We are not putting him in a box, Trey!
谁让你关掉的 Who told you to shut down?
嘿 罗德斯 Hey, Rhodes.
下面有个警察 There’s a cop down there!
你再这样挖会害死他的 You keep that drill going you’re gonna kill him!
我要下去 I’m going down there.
去你的 The hell you are!
看来你们今天心情不错啊 Looks like you folks are having quite the morning.
你们谁是罗德斯 Which one of you is Rhodes?
我是 I am.
你是谁 Who are you?
我是洛根博士 总公司派我来的 I’m Dr. Logan. Corporate sent me.
小心 你的漂亮鞋子可不能弄脏了 Careful, might get some dust on those fancy shoes of yours.
老实说我没想到今天会来钻探现场 Honestly, I wasn’t expecting to come to a drill site today,
但当公司不得不打电话给市长 but when the company has to call the mayor
让警察不要插手这件事 这确实让一些人大跌眼镜 to get the police to back off, well, it raises some eyebrows.
这是个误会 This is a... misunderstanding.
一切都在掌控之中 We’ve got this all under control.
他在撒谎 He’s lying.
下面不只有一个警察 There’s not just a cop down there.
还有一些其他的东西 There’s something else.
布莱克伍德 我会处理的 Blackwood, I’m handling this.
你没资格处理了 Not anymore.
把钻头升上来 Raise the drill.
让我们看看这里到底发生了什么 Let’s find out what’s going on here.
嘿 Hey!
这是我爷爷在我七岁的时候送给我的 My Peepaw gave that to me when I was seven!
鲍比 赶紧走吧 Bobby, we gotta go!
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
快点 走 Come on! Go!
离开这里 走 走 走 Get out of here! Go, go, go!!!
伙计们 Guys!
鲍比 鲍比 鲍比 Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!
鲍比 Bobby!
救命 救命 Help me! Help me!
我们救下你了 伙计 我们救下你了 We got you, buddy! We got you.
好了 我们救下他了 我们救下他了 Ok. We got him. We got him.
卡姆 Uh, Cam?
咦 Gross!
戴尔在哪儿 他还好吗 Where’s Dale? Is he ok?
门外面有一辆车 right out the side door.
我们走吧 Let’s just go.
我们不能丢下这些人 We can’t just leave these people.
干嘛不走 他们更恐怖 Yes, we can. They’re horrible.
他们带着枪参加葬礼 They bring guns to funerals.
他们七岁时就拿着枪了 Guns they got when they were seven years old.
劳伦 这些人是体制的受害者 Lauren, these people are victims of a political system
他们被带偏了 that preys on their prejudices.
政府利用他们投票 然后抛弃他们 It uses them for their vote then it abandons them
让那些大公司发他们的苦难财 to big corporations that profit off their misery.
这不是他们的错 他们只是没文化的白土鳖 It’s not their fault they’re uneducated white trash.
没文化 Uneducated?
不好意思 戴尔是社会学博士 I’ll have you know Dale had a PhD in sociology.
真棒 Oh, great.
那个把僵尸放出来的笨蛋居然是最聪明的 The moron that let the zombies out was the smartest one.
劳伦 Lauren!
大家听好了 Listen up, everyone.
我们要离开这里 We’re getting outta here.
没事了 It’s ok.
你会没事的 You’re gonna be ok.
我是个医生 I’m a doctor.
它不是活人 It’s not human.
它应该早死了 It should be dead.
它应该 应该 It should be... should...
我们得搞清楚那下面到底是什么鬼东西 We need to figure out what the hell that thing down there is.
你叫莎拉对吧 Sarah, right?
你救了那个人的命 You saved that man’s life.
我知道面对罗德斯这样的混蛋并不容易 I know it can’t be easy standing up to assholes like Rhodes.
像他这样的人在部队里很多 I met plenty of guys like him in the service.
他不过是个纸老虎 He’s not as tough as he thinks he is.
你今天遭遇够多了 You’ve been through a lot today.
带薪休息一段时间吧 Take some time off, with pay.
好好休息吧 Just get some rest.
但是我‐ But I‐
我保证 我们会保护好现场 不会再钻了 I promise. We’re securing the site, no more drilling.
现在这里我来负责 The right people are in control now.
胡说八道 This is bullshit!
我要和我的工会代表谈谈 I wanna talk to my union rep!
闭嘴 Shut up.
你把这里搞得一团糟 You have monumentally screwed up here.
人身攻击 Assault?
谋杀未遂 Attempted murder?
别担心 Oh, don’t worry.
你会有机会弥补的 I’m gonna give you a chance to fix it.
只要你确保她不会告诉任何人 You make sure she doesn’t tell anyone
今天发生的事 about what happened here today.
遵命 Yes, ma’am.
哟 Whew!
挥得不错啊 孩子 You’ve got a heck of a swing there, kid.
如果打中你想打的地方就更好了 If only you could hit it where you wanted to.
赫伯 我 Listen, Herb, I uh...
我真的该回去了 I really should be getting back.
你知道 杰 当我面试你的时候 You know, Jai, when I interviewed you
我不知道我眼前的这个人会是我的女婿 I didn’t know I was hiring my son‐in‐law.
我的意思是 如果我知道 我会问一些更刁钻的问题 I mean if I did, I’d be asking a lot tougher questions.
但当我看到你们的婚事 But now that I see that this marriage
真的要成真的时候 is actually gonna happen,
我一直在多加考虑 well, I’ve been doing some thinking.
我知道计划是让我退休 I know that the plan was for me to retire
把诊所交给你 and hand off the practice to you,
但我想再多干几年 but I’m‐ I’m thinking I’m gonna stay on.
哦 多久 Oh... for uh, for how long?
我不知道 Oh, I don’t know.
或许到我死的那天 ’Til I die.
你为什么现在告诉我这些 Why are you telling me about this right now?
今天 Today?
我只是想让你知道 Well, I just wanna make sure you know
如果你是为了我的诊所才娶我女儿 that if you’re marrying my daughter for my practice
你还有机会反悔 you still have time to get out.
我不是为了这个娶她的 That is not why I’m marrying her.
很好 Good.
那你应该不介意签个婚前协议吧 Then you won’t mind signing a prenup.
你在开玩笑吧 You’ve gotta be kidding me, man.
杰 你是个好医生 Jai, you’re a fine doctor.
你甚至可以成为一个好丈夫 You might even make a good husband.
但是在去年发生了那些事情之后 But after what happened last year
我绝不会把我的遗产留给你 there’s no way that I’m leaving my legacy to you.
现在我要你在婚礼之前签字 Now I want that signed before the I do’s.
完事后别忘了还给我的司机 And don’t forget to return my driver when you’re done.
伙计 我们为什么不先把东西放这 Man, why don’t we just leave this thing,
然后去派对那里 带些人回来帮我们 go find the party and bring some people back to help us?
那样就无法当英雄了 The whole point is to arrive with it.
等于放弃了睡妹子的机会 It’s like you don’t want to get laid.
你为什么对我的性生活如此着迷 Why are you so obsessed with my sex life?
哈 Ha!
性生活 Sex life?
我对天发誓 鲍曼 I swear to god, Bowman,
有时候我觉得你还是个处男 sometimes I feel like you’re still a virgin.
去你的 特伦特 You know, screw you, Trent.
天啊 你真的是 Holy shit, you are.
是 那又怎样 Yeah, fine! So what?
那你为什么告诉我你上了朱莉 Then why did you tell me that you nailed Julie?
因为你总是问我这个 Because you’re always asking me about it.
你总是缠着我这个话题 You’re all over me all the time.
一直喋喋不休 You never shut up about it.
好吧 不管怎样 你可以是处男 Ok, whatever. You can be a virgin.
没关系 It’s cool.
我的意思是 这并不酷 但是我想 对你来说 这很酷 I mean, it’s not cool, but I guess it is, you know, for you.
不仅如此 It’s not just that.
今天早上我偷啤酒差点被抓住 I almost got caught stealing beer this morning.
我本来不想这么做 但你的声音一直在我脑海里 I didn’t even wanna do it but I had your voice in my head
说”拜托 伙计 别那么怂” going "come on, dude, don’t be such a pussy".
然后我妈妈走进来说 And then my mom comes in and she’s like
“你知不知道如果市长的儿子被抓到酗酒” "do you have any idea what it would be like
我们会有什么后果 "if the mayor’s son got caught drinking?"
所以我把它放回去了 So I put it back.
但她知道我想偷喝 所以她对我很失望 But she knows I tried to take it so she’s disappointed in me.
然后呢 我没偷到酒 你又对我很失望 And, you know, I didn’t take it so you’re disappointed in me.
我心好累 Man, I’m just so tired
一直在辜负别人的期望 of not living up to other people’s expectations.
你知道吗 You know what?
是我的错 好吗 是我的错 It’s my bad, ok? It’s my bad.
我是坏朋友 我是坏朋友 I’m the bad friend. I’m the bad friend.
是我不好 我道歉 My bad. I apologize.
我们赶紧去派对吧 Let’s just get to this party.
住手 伙计 Stop. Dude.
好吧 我会帮忙的 我会帮你的 好吧 停下来 Ok, I will help. I’ll help you. Ok, stop.
拜托 你在哪 Come on, where are you?
该死 Dammit.
你好 Uh... hello?
嘿 你有没有看到 Hey, you uh, you haven’t happened to see
这附近有个司机 a driver around here, have you?
呃 喂 Uh... hello?
好的很 好的很 Great. Great.
这太完美了 This is uh, this is perfect.
不不不 No, no, no.
好吧 Okay.
嘿 不好意思 Hey... Uh, excuse me.
你是否知道 You, um, you don’t happen to know
回到高尔夫球场的路 the way back to the golf course, do you?
我马上就要结婚了 I’m kinda supposed to be getting married
不过我有点迷路了 and uh, I’m a little lost.
我屮 What?!
你在干什么 What are you doing?!
电影马上就要开始了 A movie is now starting
这行不通的 This is never gonna work.
今天虽然是选举日 Just because it’s election day
并不意味着我没有时间照顾我们的长辈 doesn’t mean I don’t have time to take care of our seniors.
我们出去透透气 Let’s get you some air.
妮可 把车开过来 Nicole, bring the car around.
为什么是我的车 Why my car?
因为我们把卡车开来了 Because we brought the damn truck
而且我们不能带着一个死家伙在镇上逛 and we can’t drive around town with a dead asshole in the bed.
喔 该死 Oh, dammit.
鲍曼市长 Mayor Bowman.
那是谁 Who you got there?
把他弄走 Get rid of it.
弄到哪里 Where?
任何地方 Anywhere.
反正这里的人都半死不活 Everyone’s half dead around here, anyway.
把他藏起来 Just stash him somewhere.
你不会想动摇一个选民吧 You wouldn’t be trying to sway a voter, would you?
哦 不 Oh, no.
我只是想表示友好 Just being nice.
你知道 不是所有的事情都和选举有关 You know, not everything is about votes.
你我都知道那是胡说八道 Now, you know I know that’s some bullshit.
好的 爸爸 Ok, Dad.
我们到了 Here we are.
看看这个 Look at that.
他们在看你最喜欢的节目 They’ve got your favorite show on.
你最喜欢的那个 That one that you like.
非常喜欢 So much.
我得走了 Well, I better get going.
爸爸 别这样 Dad, don’t be like that.
我知道 我应该多来看看你 I know, I should visit you more
趁你还在世 还健康地呼吸着 while you’re alive and healthy and breathing.
特雷 快点 Trey, come on!
下周见 爸爸 See you next week, Dad.
我爱你 Love you.
你不用回应我 Oh, you don’t have to say it back.
我知道 I know.
你确定这能行吗 You sure this is gonna work?
是的 我在计算机模拟里试过 Yeah, I ran it through a computer simulation
而且百分之百有效 and it worked 100 percent of the time.
你可以直接说“我不知道” You could have just said "I don’t know".
我们开始吧 Let’s do this.
好的 Ok.
快快快 Go, go, go, go!
对不起 I’m sorry.
我已经尽快了 I’m going as fast as I can.
我以前从没搬过尸体 I’ve never carried a body before.
为什么要我做重口味的部分 Why do I have to do the part with the guts?
因为主意是我想的 Because it was my idea.
你刚刚是不是吐在我的灵车上了 Did‐ did you just puke in my hearse?
是的 Yeah!
而且我不会说对不起的 I’m not sorry about it, either!
一根手指 A finger...
等等 等等 他们不跟着我们了 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They stopped following us.
嘿 这边 Hey, over here!
嘿 Hey!
滚开 滚开 Get off! Get away!!!
快开车 Go! Drive!
哇 成功了 Woo! It worked!
成功了 It worked!
你脸上沾了点呕吐物 You got a little barf on your face there.
抹掉了吗 Did I get it?
是的 现在没了 Yeah, you got it.
等我们到那儿 这桶啤酒肯定都成泡沫了 This shit’s gonna be all foam by the time we get there.
兄弟 这哪有派对 Man, where is this party?
搞不懂 I don’t get it.
凯尔说就在湖边 Kyle said it was right by the lake.
天 这个湖那么大 Man, this lake is huge.
你现在的语气什么意思 You know, I’m not feeling your tone right now, ok?
去搞啤酒的人是我 I’m the one who got the beer.
打听派对的人也是我 I’m the one who heard about the party.
你就坐享其成 All you’ve done is bitch.
抱歉 兄弟 你说的很对 You’re right, man. I’m sorry.
我发誓 就在这附近 I could have sworn it was around here.
也许恩菲尔德家抓住了他们 Maybe the Enfields got ’em.
恩菲尔德是什么鬼东西 What the hell’s an Enfield?
你知道的 恩菲尔德一家 You know, the Enfields.
那个关于湖的故事 You know, the story about the lake.
话说 在很久以前 You know, like, back in the old days,
开拓时代 pioneer times.
有一条河从这里流过 There was a river that went through here?
定居者在河边建了一座城镇 The settlers built a town next to the river.
他们在那里住了差不多100年 They lived there for like 100 years.
然后在20世纪20年代 And then in the 1920’s
政府想在这条河上筑水坝来造一个湖 the government wanted to dam the river to make a lake.
然后有一个很怪异的家庭 So this one family, this really weird family,
恩菲尔德一家拒绝离开 the Enfields, refused to leave.
他们跟政府对抗 They fought with the government
后来情况变得很糟 有人死了 and it got really bad and people died
他们还是不肯离开 and they still wouldn’t leave.
最后政府就不管他们了 继续建了水坝 So the government said screw it and they built the dam anyway,
即使那山谷被洪水淹没 and even as the valley flooded
恩菲尔德一家还是不肯离开 the Enfields still wouldn’t leave,
他们留守在他们的家园 and they stayed in their homes
即使洪水汹涌而来 even as the waters rushed in around them.
他们宁死也不愿离开他们的房子 They’d rather die than leave their houses.
人们说在湖底深处 And people say that somewhere deep at the bottom of the lake,
在黑暗中 in the darkness,
恩菲尔德一家还在那里 the Enfields are still there.
传说在满月的月辉下 And legend has it that on the light of a full moon,
就在湖面之下 just below the surface,
你可以看到恩菲尔德一家在那里等着 you can see the Enfields waiting there,
呼唤着你 去加入他们 calling you to join them.
我不会因为说了实话而道歉 I am not going to apologize for speaking the truth.
这个小镇走错了路 This town is on the wrong path.
如果我们继续只担心触发警告 If we keep worrying about trigger warnings
以及言行歧视和安全空间问题 and micro aggressions and safe spaces
那我们怎么解决真正的问题 how are we supposed to tackle real problems
比如失业和滥用毒品 对吧 like unemployment and drug abuse, huh?
我们不能放任不管吧 We can’t just hug those things away.
这到底是怎么回事 What the heck is going on?
老爷子激怒了她 现在吵起来了 Pops is pushing all her buttons and she's falling for it.
我们得把他弄出去 We have to get him outta here.
我知道 特雷 I know, Trey.
听着 我很欣赏你的热情 Listen, I appreciate your passion,
我知道你关心这个小镇 I know you care about this town,
但你解决问题的方法是错误的 but the way you go about fixing things is wrong.
充满仇恨 充满危险 我绝不赞成 It’s hateful, it’s dangerous, and I won’t stand for it.
你不赞成也得赞成 老爷子 Well, you’re gonna have to, Pops,
因为民调显示我领先五个百分点 because the polls have me up by five.
好吧 现在是这样的 Well, now, here is the thing about that.
你会退出竞选 You are gonna drop out of the race.
你吃错药了吧 老家伙 What have you been smoking, old man?
那是不可能发生的 That’s never gonna happen.
我觉得可能 I think it is.
你必须在4:30前退出竞选 否则我就公之于众 You have until 4:30 to concede the race or I go public.
特雷 妮可 Trey, Nicole.
祝你们今天过得愉快 You folks have yourselves a wonderful day.
-宝拉 -他说什么了 - Paula? - What’d he say?
老头子知道些什么 What does Pops know?
你把尸体放哪儿了 Where did you put the body?
放松 很安全 他就在电视室 Relax, it’s safe. He’s in the TV room.
我靠 我靠 我靠 Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
我靠 Holy shit! Holy shit!
911 有什么紧急情况 911 what is your emergency?
是的 我需要报告一个 我该怎么说这件事 Yeah, I need to report a... what the hell do I call this?
僵尸末日 Zombie apocalypse?
我才不说僵尸末日 I am not saying zombie apocalypse,
他们会挂断我电话的 they’ll hang up on me.
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
混蛋 Assholes!
没关系 It’s fine.
不会有事的 It’s gonna be fine.
我知道 I know.
因为如果你会变成那种东西 ’Cause if you were gonna turn into one of those things
你现在可能就已经开始了 对吗 you probably would have started to by now, right?
好的 Ok.
如果你开始变丧尸 你想我怎么处理 If you do start to turn, what do you want me to do?
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